Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Times

People's clocks are different. Here are a few samples. [See new blog at http://thepianistalex.org ]

Saturday, October 23, 2010

May's Irvington Boat Races

Because it is still funny to watch people sink (as long as you yourself don't sink)


Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Interminable Night

Ahhhhhhh I swear this is what my teachers will release if they had the power.

TH 13.4 東方燭兩頭燒 ~ Interminable Night. This game is curtain fire shooting assignment. Homework never ends! This incident is unprecedented serious affair.
Full clean version here.

Apologies for not posting for a bit, sleep is something important that I need!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Abstraction of Time!

Exams never end! That sucks.

I am reminded of my chemistry teacher from last year when I saw this. He probably wouldn't say it, but I imagine it in his voice, stern and very serious.

You have been perplexed.
It was regarding this:

Do YOU know?

Also, in case you ever get mad at something on the Internet, there is a new tool out there for you!

Suppose you have a crappy post/thread/tweet/status that makes you want to throw up. The quality is just that terrible.



javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js';void(0);

Copy paste the above bit into your URL bar.


Problem solved. (Arrows to move, space to shoot. Heheheheh) (Also, Alex, the war is on.)

There are still complaints though:



Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Mid Autumn Moon Festival

The moon isn't out yet, sadly. So I wait patiently. Mooncakes are on the table however. Mmmmm~

Mid Autumn Moon Festival~

Two years ago I had to sing a famous poem.
This is a video of my friend singing it. Since I was recording, mine's doesn't exist.

(In case you're interested, the lyrics. The poem is very famous:



明月幾時有 把酒問青天
不知天上宮闕 今夕是何年

我欲乘風歸去 唯恐瓊樓玉宇 高處不勝寒
起舞弄清影 何似在人間
轉朱閣 低綺戶 照無眠
不應有恨 何事長向別時圓 (月時圓)
人有悲歡離合 月有陰晴圓缺
此事古難全 但願人長久 千里共嬋娟


The original song in case you don't like our fabulous singing.

Meanwhile in English we had to peer edit essays. Who knew that it would end up like this.


Ahh editing with paint.


In case you were wondering, the line with the three balls was an analogy I heard from another teacher:

The topic sentence is a support bar, from which details, the balls, hang. (Don't make innuendo jokes please.)

However, by placing the topic sentence in the end...there's not support. In the end, my friend just ended up drawing these "balls" every which way to symbolize how his essay wandered. Notice one of his notes: This is not a paragraph.

Oh Tony.

Monday, September 20, 2010

"THAT IS ... BEYOND ... WORDS ..." "That is why they are pictures."

To quote another two people "Canon" and "Aya." Hmmmm...

Pictures it is.
I keep imagining my Chemistry teacher doing and saying this. Ahhh.
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Oh, and somewhat cool (?) tshirt things? http://www.zazzle.com/thepianistalex
(So expensive, comment and maybe we can work out bulk orders if you are interested?)

PICTURES.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Silliness ヽ(°ω° )ノ

Music is everywhere. Maybe silly at times.




That is all.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Table Flipping

Notice: a link banner! :3 Thank you Zurita for drawing it for me! :D

What frustrates me recently is the lack of thinking some of my classmates have in my photo class. The teacher gave an assignment to find a photograph and try to interpret the photographer's intentions behind it.

I guess it comes slightly easier to me because it is along the same lines of what my piano teacher asks me: Why does Beethoven do this? What does it make you feel? Is there any piece out there that can convey this exact meaning? Can you explain it in a way that distinguishes it so that I would immediately think "Oh, it's the third Chopin etude in the Opus 10 series?"

He never really accepted a "I don't know" answer. Well, he did, but not quite. I am really thankful for him for reminding me that music isn't music without emotions.

Everything has a reason. Even if it doesn't seem to at first glance, there is a reason why the composer wrote it as so out of the thousands of possible combinations that could have it followed.

The fact that I learned composition helps a bit with this fact. This is also the reason why I chose to take photography. I thought that a connection between the different arts may be able to help me progress further in music.

Either way, a classmate looks at a photo and tells me, "Oh, I don't know what this photography makes me feel. Can you help me? It's just a photo." After three minutes, she says, "This photo makes me feel dull."

I could point out the photography deliberately uses high contrast to show the brilliance of the lightning. It gives a feeling almost like fear. It makes us feel insignificant in the forces of nature. In the Grand Canyon with little, if any, traces of human civilization, we learn to appreciate the true beauty and power of Mother Earth.

Photography. Painting with light.

Music. Manipulation of time.

Seeing a photograph is different from looking at one.

Just like listening to music is different from hearing it.

And the most difficult part is, it cannot truly be taught. You'll have to discover it yourself when you listen to your feelings.

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Okay less seriousness.



My Computer Science book came today, but my camera memory wouldn't write so ahhhhhh no photos. Oh well, it's just a textbook. Albeit a very useful one. I hope. It also marks ahhh homework.

My physics teacher has this random "When Pigs Fly" thing on his ceiling.

Oink
My friend decided he can blame his laptop for poor Touhou performances. Also I think the fact that my brother is taking apart his Rubik's Cube may play a part in him dying in the game.

ARGHHH STOP TAKING APART MY CUBE OH CRAP I DIED.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Teatime ( ^‐^)_且~~

Sipping tea as I type this post. Also, I'll keep it short.

Mmm tea.

Saw a few Inception x your movie here trailers. Most were so-so, but this one was kinda cool hahaha~

(More here, though personally, I like this one best.)

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Sunday is a happy day •‿•

August sketch. Note I can't draw noses, and that bowl looks weird. Still has that Loos look. hm.

Hehe
"See, I thought you radiated awesomeness ... it turns out you just radiate radiation. That's a mutation. I'm sorry." -Jul 7
"sir your font has grown fat" -Jun 27
From so long ago
<___ to:Walfas>; Close your eyes and feel the drawing. The rest will come naturally.


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On the meantime: old news (July Cruise meets huge waves) <-- Has a better and more entertaining video of what happened. Except ouch that woman who faceplants into the column owwwwwww
Start watching around 5 minutes:
As quoted by the Internet

5:34 Who ordered the furniture?
5:50 Not us... please take it back.
5:57 I am certain it was your table who ordered it.
6:11 No... definitely not us... please take it all away.

Haha. Thank goodness I'm on land (even though I live near the Hayward fault ahhhhhh)

Talking about the sea...

Saturday, September 11, 2010

A Warm Warm Saturday

Bach was played this morning. Photos were taken this afternoon. Homework will be done this evening (hopefully.)

Also my brother can be the worst person in the world at times wowww.

Oooh bubbles.

School is already busy all day every day. Quizzes happened. Essays happened. Everything happens ahh so fast. I still need to finish college application essays.

Mr Kumar: The book and Vishnu (S) have this answer. How can you answer to that, you who says the answer was wrong?

Vishnu A: But I have it too!

Mr Kumar: Pair of Vishnus and a book kicker [sic].


Thursday, September 9, 2010

9/9 - The Longest/Strongest Day (of 2010)

Today is 9/9/99 (in Taiwan). 民國99年9月9日. The day that represents longevity and, in a sense, prosperity.

During photo:
Student: "Ms Burton, why are there nine key terms on this sheet, when he has twelve?"
Burton: "Because 9 is the ultimate number!"
In more than one way too!

The bullets love me. I keep eating them. (Courtesy of Bitzeralisis since he can actually play it.)
AND YOU THOUGHT PHOENIX WAS HARD, YOU.


Just a few pictures from today:


Math Club met for the first time. Of course, someone decided to compete mathematically against a stranger somewhere else in the world almost immediately.


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Two Days in the Second Week of School

Yesterday in Physics C Class
Also he was demonstrating acceleration and gravity with a basketball and asked us if we thought if he looked like a basketball player if he posed like so. Hahahaha! Physics C and Computer Science are very interesting classes. (I start the day with the latter, and end it with the former.)

Yet school has started
Classes have commenced
I bid farewell to sleep
As homework never ends.

And more.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Just as Keikaku (Planned)

...
It occurred to me in the tranquility of last night
That gathering wilted petals won't make them alright
It never grew to a great size, though it was already dead to my eyes
Saying we finished a long time ago is too polite
...


Just Be Friends - Piano Arrangement (Short Version)
(Originally for vocaloid Luka Megurine)


On the same note, music in everyday life.



I want my dentist to do that! Haha not sure about that actually.


More photos and stuff~


Monday, September 6, 2010

It's Monday

It smells like Monday. Also it is a day off. After only 3 days of school! Which seemed to last forever.

There is a pleasure in life
that does not turn to sorrow:
That is that you make another person happy,
that, is the only pleasure.

There is a sorrow in the world
that no tears can easen:
That it was too late,
when you first realized this.

Nobody can, for the rest of time,
stand by the grave and complain.
The day has many hours.
The year has many days.
~Arnulf Øverland

The music I'm writing for a film is almost finished! Except it looks like a mess. This will need to be corrected sometime. Notice how there are so many ledger lines for that low note in the choir, and the messy overlapping of expression marks. Oops~


And now, it's a sketch I did over the last week or so:
It looks like Loos' style though. Maybe I got some kind of influence from there? Hm.

For more photos, and things~

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Physics Lecture Podcasts


My chemistry/physics teacher would approve.

On a side note,  I found this quite amusing. :3

(School starts Wednesday ahhhh)

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Beethoven's Fifth Symphony

Concerning the beginning of the Fifth [Symphony] many men were very indignant. One of them asks Beethoven about the reason for the unusual opening and its meaning. Beethoven answered: "the beginning sounds and means: You are too dumb."


-Anton Schindler, April 1,1855

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Stanford Internship! (SIMR) Part 1

Also known as my summer job whee~ I love it. It involves researching how stem cells become heart cells, and it's very interesting. It's also very prone to failure because we're not sure how to make it efficient for humans. :c Oh well, one day~

(Also, these pictures do not show the serious business involved.)



Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Cinematic Photos

Shame on me - I'll get to write a full post soon...after...finals...


Notice how just letter-boxing an image creates a image that can have been from a blockbuster from a picture that would otherwise be boring? ^^

Monday, April 12, 2010

Still Sad

While I prepare my paper and test for tomorrow, enjoy these two pictures.

Spring break in a chart



Any other day in a chart.


On a side note, today's weather was truly like Beethoven Sonata in e minor Op 90


Spontaneous and almost a bit bipolar. More tomorrow.